NOTE: This is a satirical post. Here is the serious answer.
Reddit addiction.
I was a regular just like you. I bought Reddit gold (I know right). I did the setting it as my homepage thing and used Reddit Enhancement Suite (best greasemonkey script of all time…of ALL TIME). Reddit was my go-to place for finding interesting content no one had heard of. It sparked Revolutions (your welcome) and genuinely funny memes, Ragecomics made their home there as did the ever lovable Narwhal and that little Reddit alien Teletubby mascot with the weird laser eyes.
And now look at it. Continue reading